Here's one quick tip to any woman who may happen live with me one day.
If you send me to the store to get paper plates and I ask if there is more you need and you say no...all I'm going to buy is paper plates.
DON'T WAKE ME OUT OF THE FIRST GOOD SLEEP I'VE HAD IN A WEEK TO FIND OUT WHERE THE CIGARETTES YOU NEVER TOLD ME TO GET YOU ARE IN THE HOUSE.
They're still at the fucking store.
Of course it's been explained to me since I have ownership of the penis in the relationship I remain the villian in this feature.
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