Bills were paid. All is now peacefull again in cable land.
Too bad it's Friday night and nothing is on.
Saturday, January 22, 2005
Friday, January 14, 2005
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Women suck. And not alway dick.
Here's one quick tip to any woman who may happen live with me one day.
If you send me to the store to get paper plates and I ask if there is more you need and you say no...all I'm going to buy is paper plates.
DON'T WAKE ME OUT OF THE FIRST GOOD SLEEP I'VE HAD IN A WEEK TO FIND OUT WHERE THE CIGARETTES YOU NEVER TOLD ME TO GET YOU ARE IN THE HOUSE.
They're still at the fucking store.
Of course it's been explained to me since I have ownership of the penis in the relationship I remain the villian in this feature.
If you send me to the store to get paper plates and I ask if there is more you need and you say no...all I'm going to buy is paper plates.
DON'T WAKE ME OUT OF THE FIRST GOOD SLEEP I'VE HAD IN A WEEK TO FIND OUT WHERE THE CIGARETTES YOU NEVER TOLD ME TO GET YOU ARE IN THE HOUSE.
They're still at the fucking store.
Of course it's been explained to me since I have ownership of the penis in the relationship I remain the villian in this feature.
Monday, January 10, 2005
Holy crap! It's my birthday!
The almost big 28! Whoa.
O&A are live again after broadcasting from Vegas this weekend. Also it appears somebody is now advertizing on the show.
My friends will be over tonight to skip wrestling. I say skip because due to crappy wrestling nowadays we watch a movie while recording wrestling on the Tivo, then we watch it later in fast-forward.
Over in the main room right now my fiancee is watching Sex and The City. God, I hate this show.
I even have pet names for all those twats on the program. The cunt, the mandyke, the golddigger and the whore!
Poor Matthew Brodderick. He has to go home to that.
O&A are live again after broadcasting from Vegas this weekend. Also it appears somebody is now advertizing on the show.
My friends will be over tonight to skip wrestling. I say skip because due to crappy wrestling nowadays we watch a movie while recording wrestling on the Tivo, then we watch it later in fast-forward.
Over in the main room right now my fiancee is watching Sex and The City. God, I hate this show.
I even have pet names for all those twats on the program. The cunt, the mandyke, the golddigger and the whore!
Poor Matthew Brodderick. He has to go home to that.
Sunday, January 09, 2005
The contemplation and complications of reading Ultimate Spider-man instead of cleaning my apartment.
Bendis! Bendis! Bendis! Bendis! Bendis! Bendis Bendis! Bendis! Bendis! Bendis! Bendis! Bendis! Bendis! Bendis! Bendis! Bendis!
BAGLEY! BAGLEY!
BAGLEY! BAGLEY!
The name of this next song is; Pain
There is this movie on with the chick from Saved By the Bell, and not the one where she gets nude and shakes her titties.
The remote is far far away. My only hope is that Tivo will either commit suicide or change the channel.
I wish Bendis were here. He'd change the channel.
The remote is far far away. My only hope is that Tivo will either commit suicide or change the channel.
I wish Bendis were here. He'd change the channel.
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